A little while back, I posted a blog about the things people search for that brings them to my humble little home away from home here in the interwebs. Well, people have continued to search their way around the information superhighway and occasionally, that's brought them my way. Here are the latest results:-
Nick Nack Productions TV - hmmm, maybe I should set this up. Blog: The TV Show. It's so crazy it just might work.
Easy to make nick nack - well, I'm afraid it's not easy to make Nick Nack. A lot of blood, sweat and tears goes into bringing you this slice of freshly steaming crap every day, not to mention up to seven minutes worth of actual thought (on average across the year).
Steve Guttenburg Dinosaurs - good Lord, it's genetic engineering gone mad! Who in their right mind would want to splice extinct film star (and star of panto in Bromley*) Steve Guttenberg with the extinct yet awesome form of life known as the dinosaur? Only an evil supergenius, that's who. Must find out who this searcher is...
Excessive foreskin - OK, this makes perfect sense if you read this blog post here. If not. never mind.
But, by far, my favourite has to be:-
Pearly king jellied eels cockney
Gertcha! The Chas and Dave fan within rejoices! Finally, my blog has been recognised for being a bit Cockney. But wait, what's this? The post they found wasn't actually written by me but was, in fact, written by a Scottish person instead? Tsk. Bloody typical.
* I shit you not, people. Steve Guttenberg appeared in Bromley's Christmas panto last year. For all those of you on the other side of the pond who don't know what panto is, all I can say is that you're very lucky. It's mainly a way to keep F-list celebrities off the streets at Christmas time.