Monday, 6 April 2009

People Are Strange - Redux

A little while back, I posted a blog about the things people search for that brings them to my humble little home away from home here in the interwebs. Well, people have continued to search their way around the information superhighway and occasionally, that's brought them my way. Here are the latest results:-

Nick Nack Productions TV - hmmm, maybe I should set this up. Blog: The TV Show. It's so crazy it just might work.

Easy to make nick nack - well, I'm afraid it's not easy to make Nick Nack. A lot of blood, sweat and tears goes into bringing you this slice of freshly steaming crap every day, not to mention up to seven minutes worth of actual thought (on average across the year).

Steve Guttenburg Dinosaurs - good Lord, it's genetic engineering gone mad! Who in their right mind would want to splice extinct film star (and star of panto in Bromley*) Steve Guttenberg with the extinct yet awesome form of life known as the dinosaur? Only an evil supergenius, that's who. Must find out who this searcher is...

Excessive foreskin - OK, this makes perfect sense if you read this blog post here. If not. never mind.

But, by far, my favourite has to be:-

Pearly king jellied eels cockney

Gertcha! The Chas and Dave fan within rejoices! Finally, my blog has been recognised for being a bit Cockney. But wait, what's this? The post they found wasn't actually written by me but was, in fact, written by a Scottish person instead? Tsk. Bloody typical.


* I shit you not, people. Steve Guttenberg appeared in Bromley's Christmas panto last year. For all those of you on the other side of the pond who don't know what panto is, all I can say is that you're very lucky. It's mainly a way to keep F-list celebrities off the streets at Christmas time.

6 comments:

Anna Russell said...

I've got to say, that last one is a touch of genius. Not that I'm biased or anything.

That Baldy Fella said...

Maybe you're actually a secret Cockney in disguise...

Anna Russell said...

Did you just call me English?

That Baldy Fella said...

Uh oh...

Sweet Cheeks said...

OOOH...I want to watch Nick Nack TV...that would be great!

Do you really only spend 7 minutes worth of actual thought on your posts? That's astounding!

I've been known to sit and stare at my computer screen for an hour waiting for a bolt of lightening to strike me with a decent idea for a post...and all I came up with for my last post is poo...

Poo for God's sake...

:)
~Cheeky Kisses~

That Baldy Fella said...

No, that was a lie, really - I stare at the screen until my forehead bleeds usually. And then stare some more.

Nothing wrong with poo. It's a universal topic we can all relate to...