Thursday, 30 April 2009

Caution - Think Before Texting

At the moment, I am mostly amusing myself at the collection of drunken text messages which have been gathered by this site. Sure, some of them may be made up for the hell of it but, worryingly, most of them are too outlandish to be anything but genuine. Enjoy.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


8 comments:

Anna Russell said...

Hahahahaha! Some of these are classic. I especially liked "I need to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck".

Diane said...

I clicked on the link and somehow lost 25 minutes of my morning! I've got to get some work done and then I'll be back for more.

Damn you for posting that.

Lana said...

fun! i love reading stuff like that, makes me feel so stable :)

if i knew how to link in a comment, i'd tell you to go 'here'-- (copy, paste, blahblahblah)

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Rachel May said...

oh, those are great! I love internet time sucks.

That Baldy Fella said...

Anna - I'm fond of "Porn is love you can see" and also "Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin"

Diane - Then my time-wasting work here is done...

Lana - Nice (copy-and-paste) link!

Rachel - The internet was invented for laughing at people who are stranger than you. Well, that and porn.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I just lost the last 30 minutes of my life reading that. The one about dry humping until the herpes clears up kills me.

kapgaf said...

I've learned a new word : vegina (it doesn't eat meat ?).

And I'm still puzzling over "Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message"? Any help on this one ?

That Baldy Fella said...

I've learned a lot of new things from that site and most of them are illegal...