I've got nothing.
Not a sausage.
The only reason I'm posting this at all is because I'm a stubborn and pig-headed sort of a cove who won't back down once his mind is set. A blog a day you was a-promised and a blog a day you will get. I didn't, however, promise that you would get an interesting blog a day... Yes, that's what's technically known in the trade as "a cop out" but, fortunately for all of us, this is a free service so you can't demand your money back. I'd only have spent it on alcohol and DVDs anyway and would have just had to shuffle nervously whilst looking down at my feet and muttering something about boxsets.
So, come back again tomorrow. Maybe it'll be good. Who knows? Certainly not me...