Because I'm nothing if not lazy (and, boy, am I lazy) and because this seems to be the latest sport of choice, I'm throwing open the doors of Baldy Blogging Towers to you lovely, if slightly deranged, people out there and giving you the opportunity to guest blog. Yes, it's a chance to stomp with your filthy words all over my nice, clean blog*.
You can embrace any topic you so wish but anything that is flattering, complimentary or flat out offering bribery will naturally appeal to the judge more. The judge is me. That may not have been obvious. Just thought I'd clarify. So that we're clear. Good.
The rules? Rules? We don't need no stinking rules. Just send me what you want to post (via the handy contact details on my profile page or via your nearest convenient social networking site) and post it I shall, warts and all**. There will naturally be pimping out of your own blog in these pages in return for your wordy efforts. Everyone loves more readers.
So there you go. Fancy taking over?*** Get scribbling then. If I get enough, I'll have an official Guest Blog Week. I don't know what makes it official. Maybe I'll get a man in a fancy hat with a giant pair of scissors to cut a ribbon and declare it open. That's usually the sort of thing officials do. And minor D-list celebrities from reality TV. And ex-pop stars. And ex-soap stars. And ex-soap stars turned pop stars. I've digressed a bit. What was the point again?
* OK, nice, clean blog might be stretching things a little bit seeing as I have the occasional tendency to pottymouthitis but you get the general idea.
** Try not to send me actual warts. That will not sway the judges opinion on your favour. Although offers of lager, comics, sex or lagered-up comical sex may weight matters to your advantage.
*** I know who you are.