Also, as I know nothing spurs me on like a deadline, if you want your chance to run roughshod all over this here blog and have me stick up some of your lovely words in the form of a guest blog for all to see, then I am setting you a date to aim for.
Please ensure that all guest blog submissions* are forwarded to That Baldy Fella by no later than midnight (GMT) on Friday, 13th March 2009. Any submissions received after this time will be stapled to a takeaway menu and thrown in the bin. The judge's decision is final. I am the judge. Kind of like Judge Dredd but without the cool gun and bike or the ability to issue on-the-spot executions for things like littering and stuff like that which is probably for the best as I'd just spend my time doing that instead. No correspondence will be entered into. I'm not even sure what that bit means but they always say that in the small print, don't they?
So get cracking. I just want to tell you all good luck, we're all counting on you.
* And gurst blog submissions