The Various Stages Of "Oh Dear Lord, No"
2. Definitely Not
3. You're just taking the piss now, aren't you?
Proof, if proof be need be, that bald is way forward. However, if bald is the way forward then, in the interests of balance, a beard should be maintained.
Otherwise it's like being stared at by a fat speccy egg, isn't it? Somewhere, all the king's horses and all the king's men are on standby....