Nick Nack Blogs Ltd. would like to assure you that we're aware of the recent decline in service and that all of us here at That Baldy Fella Industries are taking steps to remedy this, quite frankly, shoddy situation. We pride ourselves on providing continued low quality blogging at non-existent prices and can only apologise for the lack of sub-standard gibberish which you have become accustomed to receiving.
Rest assured that the usual stream of half-baked nonsense about ancient films, half-remembered TV and pointless novelty items will continue, with the usual insistence on quantity over quality that you've come to know and... well, love would be putting it too strongly...tolerate. Yes, that's it, tolerate.
In the meantime, please enjoy this soothing musical interlude until normal service resumes. We thank you for your patience. Please continue to fly with Nick Nack Blogs Ltd. Nick Nack Blogs - for all your blogging needs.
5 comments:
As long as I'm getting my money worth!
Pearl
Who is Adriana?
Pearl - Hopefully it's worth every non-existent penny you don't pay...
Belle - I'm guessing she's from Ipanema
Ok, I shall withold from seeing my Union leader about this, just this once. But if it happens again, I must insist on getting the Frank Sinatra version of Ipanema.
You have been warned.
Nick Nack Blogs Ltd. appreciates your understanding and values your custom. We shall endeavour to stock more classic hits by swinging crooners should such a situation arise in future. Thank you, come again.
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