Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Written Warning

Dear Brain,

We've had some happy times together, you and I. Oh, how the days have just flown past - thinking about stuff, maybe imagining things or even just using the visual and even auditory cortex to process the constant stream of information. Breathing, eating, going to the gentleman's room - all good fun. OK, I could probably live with processing sensory input in the form of pains and aches but, you know, you've got to take the rogue with the smooth in any relationship.

Unfortunately, my dear little grey matter, I'm having to write this missive to you. There was a time when you used to fire away those little neurons with topics of interest to captivate my attention and provide me with blogtacular ammunition. Of late, however, you have been letting me down and leaving me sadly underperforming in the blog department. And no ones likes an underperforming blog.

I like you, brain, I really do. You enable me to understand concepts such as "like" and "brain" and "cheese" * but unless you pick up your game really soon, you and me are going to have quite the falling out. Consider this your written warning.

All the best,

* And where would we be without cheese? Nowhere, that's where.


Lady Euphoria Deathwatch said...

Hi Baldy Guys Brain,

Winter is so often the time you choose to go on vacation without us, Your bodies. But come back you must.

If you've seen mine, let me know and or give it a kick and send it back to me.

Euphoria's body in the doldrums

justsomethoughts... said...

i warn you that it will claim to be illiterate

Vic said...

Cheese is what holds the universe together.

My brain is a contrary little beast. Good job speaking sternly to yours.

The Man Behind The Moustache said...

an amusing comment involving the concept of a dyslexic brain mispalcing letters and thinking it is called Brian and not feeling the slightest affronted, convicted or condemned by such a missive. Brian continues to malfunction.....

.....oh no I have just realised Brian is malfunctioning!!!

That Baldy Fella said...

Lady E - Jump leads. Maybe jump leads is the answer.

justsomethoughts - I think it's just ignoring me now.

Vic - Cheese is all things to all men and women.

Lamby - Well, Brian is as Brian does...

Anonymous said...

That would be an epic fight. Ballsy.

However, keep in mind that Brain controls all bodily functions. You would be a very sorry POW indeed.

That Baldy Fella said...

Welcome back to the world of the bloggy, tishtasha. This is all my brain will allow me to post at this time.