Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Swift

Sound asleep
Buzzing noise
Fly?
No
Still buzzing
Wait
Still buzzing
Wait
Switched off alarm
Must be the phone
Shit!
5:25!
Car's here
Get up
Towel
Shower
Teeth
Spray
Clothes
Bag
Shoes
Wallet, pass and keys
(iPod, must take iPod)
Out the door
Time?
5:32
Get in!
In car
Headphones in
Press play
Eyes closed
Day begins...

8 comments:

J-Diggety said...

Wait a minute... you did all that to get ready in 7 minutes??? God, to be a guy... :P

Kurt said...

No hair = super-zippy getting ready. Basically you're time-o dynamic.

Diane said...

I've had that morning once or twice. I might not look pretty but I'm ready, damn it.

Nikki said...

Oh that's great! At least you didn't forget to brush your hair and trip and fall on your face on the way out the door like somebody I know... *looks around shifty eyed*

KMcJoseph said...

Are you commuting to DC?

That Baldy Fella said...

Jess - And we get to piss standing up too.

Kurt - Coool - I was looking for another "odynamic" to add to hydrodynamic and aerodynamic.

Diane - Ready is the key. Plus I don't have to do my hair.

Nikki - Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Plus I haven't brushed my hair since 1997.

KMcJoseph - No, I'm lucky enough to work an early shift one week in three that requires me to be in the office by about 06:00. On the plus side, out the office door at 14:30...

J-Diggety said...

I know, and it's not fair! Especially when using a public bathroom and somehow the previous lady got the seat all wet and nasty... HOW, I ask??

That Baldy Fella said...

Best not to ask - the answer is likely to be revolting and disturbing...